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They never steal
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It's time Nevada business faces up to its situation

By Steven Miller

Some vocal elements in Nevada's business community often seem to think the way to deal with human predators is to imitate the most timid peasants in The Magnificent Seven.

At the start of that western film classic, some of the Mexican peasants, who— for the nth time—have just been robbed of their chickens and other property by a bandit gang, still reflexively shy away from any kind of action.

Instead, they start finding excuses for the leader of the gang.

"He never steals all our food," observes one. "He leaves us enough to go on with."

"That's something," nods another.

"We could beg him to leave us more," suggests the first.

"No, no," interjects a third. "That would make him more angry. I don't think we should do anything."

Those peasants have clear philosophical heirs in Nevada’s business community today.

“So long as the government bandidos don't take every single last one of our chickens,” some Nevada business moguls can almost be heard to say, “we can’t stand up on our hind legs. That might make them (gulp) angry.”

So what if an openly cynical 2005 Legislature passes an admittedly unconstitutional 8 percent split-roll property tax on Nevada businesses? Just curtsy and say: “Gracias, seńor.”

So what if Sharron Angle’s property tax restraint initiative proposes to cancel out that illegal Legislative monstrosity? Run away from the idea—and your own self-interest. Instead, whine that passage might anger the Nevada Legislature’s bandido caucus and lead it to attempt to imitate its counterpart in California by shifting more of its looting activities onto the backs of business people. Keep reciting instead the peasant mantra: "No, no. That would make them more angry. I don't think we should do anything."

Moreover, all the while you’re reciting, simply ignore the heavy-duty fact that, despite your aimless puttering about, Angle's Prop 13-style initiative is wildly popular with homeowners and likely to win Nevada voter approval by a large margin. That means that precisely what you fear is most probable—unless you embrace the real protection being offered Nevada business by another important initiative headed for the fall ballot—Tax and Spending Control for Nevada (TASC).

TASC would largely block the predator caucus from imposing on the state business community those new, heavy taxes you fear. Backing TASC, however, would surely upset Nevada’s politicos. It would be the equivalent of not doffing your straw sombrero when cringing before arrogant banditos.

The socio-political system increasingly operative in Nevada is constructed upon what predatory cultures like to call “respect.” In fact, that term is a euphemism for the reign of intimidation and extortion—translated through a veil of disingenuous smiles and inoffensive weasel words. Historically, this kind of system marks societies before true constitutional government and the rule of law takes hold. It also arises—much evidence suggests—in advanced societies when corruption has made constitutional protections for property rights increasingly a dead letter.

At the end of the film’s opening scene, as the bandit chief Caldera mounts up, he tells the rest of the gang: “We’ll get the rest [of the village goods] when we come back.” Then, to the peasants before him, he declares: “I love this village,” and begins pretending to commiserate with them about their hard times. It’s the same combination of theft and feigned friendliness that has characterized the entire film to that point.

We see the same here in Nevada, every session. The predator caucus in the Nevada Assembly makes clear that there is no limit to its appetites and that it intends to “get the rest” of its higher-tax, higher-spending agenda when it comes back in the next legislature. At the same time, throughout the session, its members pretend to commiserate with every voter in sight—even about high taxes!

Bad as that is, even worse looms on the horizon—a future of even greater political predation that Nevada businesses will face if the minimum-wage measure on this November’s ballot makes it into the state constitution. Passed by uninformed voters in 2004, while business leaders took a siesta, the measure is a Trojan Horse. Small-print provisions legalize union extortion of business people and workers alike, while providing an engraved invitation for active Mob re-involvement in Nevada’s labor scene.

In The Magnificent Seven, the bandit leader explicitly states his view of the peasants:

"If God didn't want them sheared, He wouldn't have made them sheep."

Nevada business leaders are not sheep. It’s time they stopped pretending to be.

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Steven Miller is editor of BusinessNevada and policy director for the Nevada Policy Research Institute.